We all knew that Bilbo Hobbins didn't get a reply back to his application, but what about the rest?
Now, I don't know, even with a sieve that leaks like Orpington Conservatives, exactly which Orpington councillors applied - but my money is on Judy Ellis, William Huntington-Thresher, Pauline Tunnicliffe and Simon Fawthrop. And I also think Bromley Council Leader Stephen Carr went for it.
So you have to ask, for example, what the selectors have against Simon Fawthrop. He was on
Lambeth Council and Chair of Lambeth Norwood Young Conservatives at the same time as John Bercow was also on
Lambeth Council and the last Chairman of the Federation of Conservative Students (before Norman Tebbit disbanded them for being too right wing) when
Bercow's sex guide to bedding young girls was written - so he certainly has the necessary experience. So why overlook him?
Instead we have:
Victoria Atkins - Daughter of Sir Robert Atkins MEP
Jo Johnson - Younger brother of Boris
Anna Firth - Vice-chairman (sic) of Sevenoaks Conservative Association
Sajid Javid - A businessman and co-founder of a property management company
Ryan Robson - A former Wandsworth councillor
Mary Weale - A Kensington and Chelsea Councillor
The Turnips will be getting restless.
But seriously getting beyond the ridicule and satire, I would have thought that the members of Orpington Conservative Association could have had at least one local in the frame to pick from. It certainly looks like who you are related to may ahve more bearing than what you have done, at least locally, on getting on the shorlist.
Anyway, I can't wait until the next exciting instalment on Friday!
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